Ten metric tons of drunk posts...

2011-07-14T19:59:00.000-07:00

As I look at the HTML/CSS that makes up the blogger layout it amuses me how complex this markup has become. When I first started playing around online one of the first things I picked up was HTML. At the time WYSIWYG editors were crap, and there was some pride in writing out the basic HTML in notepad and later with VI. Now it seems so complex and new. Maybe the difference is how little I care to learn about it. Last time I made a webpage I used tables for layout with nested tables in those tables, it was a mess.

TL;DR: Get off my lawn.

2011-07-14T16:54:00.000-07:00

I am taking advantage of the new designer to make my blog into the ugliest thing I can. Every time I try to change the font to Comic Sans firefox hangs, stupid hipster browser would rather lock up than be uncool.

2011-06-14T11:27:00.002-07:00

Cabin view.

2011-06-14T11:27:00.001-07:00

Mexico, last port of call before heading back to Florida.

2011-04-11T12:33:00.000-07:00

Word to the wise:

If you are running rsync in deamon mode and your transfers are failing and you know space isn't an issue, change the timeout setting in rsyncd.conf to some stupidly large number.

Rsync for me kept failing with a protocol error on files over 100GB on a gigabit LAN until I changed the timeout from default to a crazy high number now it mirrors like mirroring is going out of style.

2011-02-19T21:09:00.001-08:00

2011-02-09T00:36:00.004-08:00

2011-02-09T00:36:00.003-08:00

2011-02-09T00:36:00.002-08:00

2011-02-09T00:36:00.001-08:00

2010-11-19T00:21:00.001-08:00

Dear Adult Swim,

Please stop.

Delocated, Childrens Hostpital are not funny. Please stop. I hate them, please stop.

While Childrens Hostpital is far more funny than Delocated it is still awful.

Yours,
Me.

P.S.

Stop playing King of the Hill, it has always sucked.

2010-06-26T13:03:00.000-07:00

2010-06-26T02:28:00.000-07:00

I'm happy. How funny is that?

2010-02-12T11:11:00.000-08:00

(10:54:32 AM) Zombie: I need to write a program that when launched pings a host, if that host is up it will launch a program, and keep pinging the host, if the host becomes unpingable it should kill the launched program and quit
(10:54:46 AM) Garth: why for
(10:55:08 AM) Zombie: i have 4 IP-KVMs that use VNC to show the desktops
(10:55:38 AM) Zombie: but when the PC attached to the KVM shuts down the VNC program just sits there with whatever last update it has
(10:55:44 AM) Zombie: VNC doesn't close
(10:55:57 AM) Garth: wait i don't understand what all that means
(10:56:03 AM) Garth: what's a vnc
(10:56:13 AM) Garth: virtual something
(10:56:17 AM) Garth: very nice chimpanzee?
(11:04:39 AM) Zombie: virtual network computing
(11:05:21 AM) Zombie: you install a VNC server on a computer, and from any other computer you run a VNC viewer and you can use the computer remotely
(11:05:28 AM) Zombie: either on a LAN or over the internet
(11:05:38 AM) Zombie: its like RDP, or ICA
(11:06:29 AM) Zombie: but I have a piece of hardware that you plug the keyboard mouse and video into from a PC and then it automatically makes a VNC server
(11:09:18 AM) Garth: ok i believe i understand
(11:09:24 AM) Garth: so the chimp is in another room

2010-02-04T00:24:00.000-08:00

Star Fucking Hipsters
Intro5pect

hrm.

2009-12-04T08:57:00.000-08:00

omomomom om om om om om.

Breezy

2009-11-27T22:16:00.001-08:00

Classy donk

2009-11-25T10:03:00.001-08:00

Super classy Now & Laters candy themed donk in mission valley.

Mexiwrassle

2009-11-25T10:02:00.001-08:00

Taco shop beat down, hillcrest.

Halloween

2009-11-25T10:01:00.001-08:00

The girlfriend and I went as 80's zombies.

Worlds coolest target shopper

2009-11-25T09:40:00.001-08:00

This class act was spoted at target. Note the tight shirt, super cool fro, and he walked dead armed.

2009-10-12T14:04:00.001-07:00

Offensive, funny, both?

2009-09-29T09:33:00.001-07:00

(9:11:07 AM) Zombi: you know whats awesome?
(9:11:16 AM) Zombi: you're human and you'll die
(9:11:30 AM) Garth: it's comforting isnt it
(9:11:42 AM) Zombi: truly
(9:12:59 AM) Zombi: so anyway, whats new robo-homo-hobo (TM) the future of robotic dick sucking train hopping technology
(9:13:24 AM) Garth: damn, you forgot one word or it would have been a good joke
(9:13:43 AM) Zombi: and that was?
(9:13:50 AM) Garth: "in"
(9:14:17 AM) Zombi: i don't see what you're putting down
(9:14:26 AM) Zombi: how can i pick it up if i can't see it?
(9:14:29 AM) Garth: bad grammar?
(9:14:36 AM) Zombi: hater?
(9:14:40 AM) Garth: you a hatah
(9:14:49 AM) Garth: don be hay-in
(9:17:06 AM) Garth: you make hats

Hot

2009-08-29T15:11:00.001-07:00

2009-08-15T21:11:00.001-07:00

2009-07-27T20:03:00.001-07:00

I forgot how little I update this blog, I came back from Europe. I've been to Paris, Berlin, and Prague. I got a raise at work, and I take ambien every weeknight so I can sleep. Thus my life is now updated for public consumption.

2009-07-27T19:49:00.000-07:00

My neighbors need to get fucking jobs as they have started doing the apartment buildings landscaping. I can only assume out of pure fucking boredom. I could respect it if they had reclaimed the planters from shitty palms and some feeble lemon trees and planted a vegetable garden. NOOOOOOOOO they seem to just be weeding and watering and I don't get it. I think they are all recovering addicts or something, whatever they are I'm pretty sure the government pays the rent.

At very least they are nice and say hello when I come home, fucking socialable addicts.

2009-06-12T07:40:00.000-07:00

four beers and an ambien makes me draw scratchy touchpad monsters and post nonsense on facebook.

2009-06-06T01:28:00.001-07:00

My flight is booked, as is my hotel in Berlin. I need to call my hotel in Prague and book that still but I'll do that on Monday. I have subway maps and I've started researching eurorail. I'm so not ready for this and its awesome.

I'm going to Europe bitches!

Weekend

2009-06-01T00:38:00.000-07:00

I avoided friday because I wasn't really feeling up to going out. As of saturday I am the only unmarried male in my family. Hit up goth night and danced like a fool for something like 4 hours. Didn't do my homework because I rule at failing. I'm getting another raise at work, and I really need to book my hotels for europe. Life is going well but I feel disconnected and and shity. Hilarious.

2009-05-21T01:28:00.000-07:00

Left to my own devices I amuse myself. Redundant recursive.

2009-05-18T19:37:00.000-07:00

(7:34:13 PM) Me: oh by the way, when you spiral out of control with the hooch, let me know... i want to host your intervention... i just think the irony would be priceless
(7:34:20 PM) Marie: hahaha
(7:34:21 PM) Marie: no way
(7:34:25 PM) Marie: you'll show up drunk
(7:34:29 PM) Me: duh
(7:34:32 PM) Marie: and then start slipping me a flask
(7:34:35 PM) Marie: and giggling
(7:34:39 PM) Me: haha
(7:34:43 PM) Me: well
(7:34:45 PM) Me: yeah?
(7:34:47 PM) Me: so

Trade show face

2009-05-05T10:19:00.001-07:00

Better

2009-05-02T03:11:00.001-07:00

Ha lame shit

2009-05-01T23:06:00.001-07:00

Metal beer glass

2009-05-01T21:42:00.001-07:00

Jordan got all pretty to go out

2009-04-25T17:23:00.001-07:00

Where am I?

2009-04-18T00:52:00.001-07:00

Ha

2009-04-10T21:42:00.001-07:00

Rain

2009-04-10T20:51:00.001-07:00

Petco

2009-04-10T19:11:00.001-07:00

Ha

2009-04-04T15:34:00.001-07:00

Davy

2009-04-04T15:28:00.001-07:00

Mother fucking havoc

Uh

2009-04-04T15:27:00.001-07:00

Jesus christ

2009-04-04T15:10:00.001-07:00

Super jew

We be drinking grog

2009-04-04T15:09:00.001-07:00

Not really

If a sober...

2009-04-04T12:06:00.001-07:00

There will be blood

Robots

2009-03-31T20:57:00.001-07:00

2009-03-31T11:46:00.000-07:00

I had no idea how sexist this song was, I guess I never listened to the lyrics.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife

Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty women makes her husband look small
it very often causes a system fall
As soon as he marrys her then she starts
looking for things that will break his heart
but if you make an ugly women your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly women will put peals on that
and she'll always give you a piece of that.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends
tell you you have no taste
go ahead and marry anyway
Her face is ugly her eyes don't match
take it from me shes a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Dude 1:say man
Dude 2:hey man
Dude 1: I saw your wife the other day
Dude 2: Yeah
Dude 1: Yeah and Shes Ugly
Dude 2: Yeah shes Ugly but she sure can cook baby.
Dude 1: Yeah

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

2009-03-30T22:07:00.000-07:00

not art.

2009-03-30T21:09:00.000-07:00

New and improved

2009-03-30T20:31:00.001-07:00

Cocktails? 3 layer just for the damn olive.

2009-03-30T20:01:00.000-07:00

I am sitting drinking beer and listening to old punk rock, while cutting out and test spraying stencils. How am I almost 30 years old? Should I not be wearing an ugly sweater and doing bills or something to that effect? I'm just as angsty as I have ever been. My teenage years are far behind me, my twenties are almost over, and yet I am the same person I was at seventeen. I might be a little smarter, have a better job, but I am just as lost, broken, and amazed at life.

Its a life

2009-03-29T00:59:00.001-07:00

Yeah, so the fuck what

This isn't work!

2009-03-26T16:14:00.001-07:00

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!

Blue and orange

2009-03-25T00:19:00.001-07:00

Singing shark.

What hand bag ass fucker

2009-03-25T00:18:00.001-07:00

I'm a shark.

Zombie colors

2009-03-25T00:16:00.001-07:00

I'm a shark!

2009-03-24T20:00:00.001-07:00

Suck my dick!

New tshirt

2009-03-23T15:52:00.001-07:00

Blood red zombie hands reaching for the sky.

My shoes have skulls.

2009-03-23T14:26:00.001-07:00

I'm not sure I like the style of shoe, but I'll give it a shot.

2009-03-22T23:42:00.001-07:00

So worth while, Hedwig cover band. Last song? War Pigs by Sabbath. Got pulled over by some bored as fuck douchey irish SDPD on the way home. Fuck SDPD.

Hedwig

2009-03-22T23:12:00.003-07:00

Hedwig

2009-03-22T23:12:00.001-07:00

2009-03-22T22:25:00.000-07:00

2009-03-22T18:15:00.001-07:00

Cocktails?

2009-03-22T17:53:00.000-07:00

New zombie hands.

In a cab...

2009-03-14T16:06:00.000-07:00

In a cab motherfucker!
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This just seems wrong...

2009-03-14T09:34:00.001-07:00

Dulles, DC
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My last install is done and tested.

2009-03-13T09:21:00.001-07:00

Tomorrow I head home.
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Hello panda!

2009-03-12T12:49:00.000-07:00

Well how do you do!
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Dogfish head alehouse

2009-03-09T18:33:00.000-07:00

With people I don't want to be drinking with.
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Fistagon

2009-03-08T19:20:00.000-07:00

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Clinton dick

2009-03-08T18:56:00.001-07:00

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Yep

2009-03-08T18:52:00.000-07:00

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The airport tram looks fucking crazy

2009-03-08T12:22:00.000-07:00

Kinda soviet.
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What the fuck time change

2009-03-08T06:23:00.001-07:00

That could have been really bad if my phone hadn't auto updated. 5:30am
indeed.
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Preggers at hooters

2009-03-05T20:10:00.000-08:00

Ha, nice and classy
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Hahaha...

2009-03-05T20:09:00.000-08:00

Guess where I am
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Flowers

2009-03-04T19:08:00.000-08:00

My coworker bought me flowers, she thinks I need to cheer up.
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Dirtlip be gone

2009-03-03T22:11:00.000-08:00

Joke is over
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2009-03-02T22:44:00.000-08:00

Hrm, Bored as fuck on a monday night. Leaving for DC on sunday.

Less of a vag or more?

2009-03-01T21:49:00.000-08:00

More, sober sally, more.
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Jordan has a 70 vag for a face

2009-03-01T20:16:00.001-08:00

Sober sally
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When did I become such a douche

2009-02-27T22:09:00.000-08:00

This is how I am spending my friday night, ugh.
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2009-02-26T11:30:00.000-08:00

I will be going to LinuxTag, and FUDcon, from about the 24th until 28th June in Berlin. Do I know any German geeks? My international friendships have hit an all time low since I stopped using IRC.

Now I have to go get a passport monday morning.

Found some stickers

2009-02-19T19:26:00.000-08:00

Deathcab, waits, weakerthans, two gallants, decemberists, velvet
underground, echo and the bunnymen, and eisley... I didn't know I was
having a moment until raven pointed it out.

I record everything sideways

2009-02-17T14:16:00.000-08:00

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Things white people like...

2009-02-17T12:51:00.000-08:00

Football, dragons, the troops, mccain, and blogging?
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Tell me you like my cock

2009-02-10T16:37:00.000-08:00

Cock of the bar.

2008-12-22T20:52:00.000-08:00

I bought a TV, like an absurdly big TV. A big fuck off TV.

2008-12-22T08:41:00.000-08:00

Really strange dreams this morning in between slaps at the snooze button. White cats with a single vertical stripe down the center jumping on me. I dreamed of having a very small and very shitty airplane, and the best part was simply a tall beautiful woman who seemed like she wanted to touch me in dirty ways. BEEP BEEP BEEP, get up go to work jerk.

Can't wait for this vacation, I have nothing planned, and the best part I don't HAVE to do shit.

2008-12-21T01:30:00.000-08:00

I now own a Wii.

I now own a suit.

I now know that I can out drink my bosses.

Company holiday party was this weekend, hosted bar until 12am, went to the yard house with all four founders and had drinks until 2, finished the night in a hotel room with whiskey with two founders until 5am or so.

It was a good night.

2008-12-16T18:18:00.001-08:00

Dexter moment:

Went to lowes after work and bought:

4 rolls of plastic sheeting.
1 box of heavy black trash bags.
1 large tarp.
6 rolls of Plastic packing tape.

It was hard not to just buy a chainsaw for shits and giggles.

2008-12-14T02:43:00.000-08:00

Just got home...

Woke up and was lazy.

Tried to clean, but I was lazy.

Gave up on cleaning and started to drink.

Saw the Widows and the Heartaches, drank a lot of booze.

Went and had hash browns and eggs, fried over hard, white bread toast.

2008-12-13T17:10:00.000-08:00

and

2008-12-05T12:35:00.000-08:00

2008-11-30T00:56:00.000-08:00

Livewire tonight, Jen, Chad, Justin, and Vanessa, meet Dan, and Raeven. Old friends, new friends all meet with open arms. It was fun, fuck all else.

2008-11-29T15:55:00.000-08:00

Crazy crazy crazy.

This holiday weekend has been a series of mini-adventures. Bars, family, friends, laughter, anger, and laziness. Mostly the ups and downs were other people, I've been really easy going, moving with the ebb and flow of other peoples needs and wants.

O'Brian's, Urban Mo's, Pizza Fusion, Ruby Room, drinking on the street, and that was just yesterday.

Went to Disneyland on Wednesday and figured something out, everything at Disneyland would be a hundred times better with Dragonforce playing. Fantasia? Dragonforce. Space Mountain? Dragonforce. Really anything would be better than the shit they play.

Today has been lazy as hell, first time I have slept in so far, and I haven't done more than eat a burrito. Good times. Think I'll take a walk and get some cigarettes.

*edit*

Oh yeah, and a new wrist tattoo that says "HA", seemed funny at the time.

2008-11-29T00:35:00.000-08:00

I puked in front of the ruby room, and I was sober. Felt better though so it was worth it.