I'm going to make it a point to see these guys when they come back to town.

I don't think that a base runner should be able to over run first base. Also they should stop playing baseball all together, it fucking sucks.

Dear CraigsList Missed Connections,

I was in LA, well Beverly hills and I saw this person on an apple laptop, one of those nice new ones. They were using one of those Cell phone wireless deals. I think I saw them in El Segundo, how weird is that?

I wonder what they were looking at? Checking mail? Reading the news? Stalking me like a freak?

I got a new phone, and a new phone number. If you would like the number send me a message or call my old phone number before Oct 3rd.

That is all.

via Garth

the dead rise this night
I begin the fight, tonight
water, food, rifle

the undead come forth
no longer do we fear it
everything is done

desecrate the dead
before they desecrate you
the world makes no sense

counted my shells
I must survive this nightmare
this will not be again

life is no longer
this life will no longer be
everything is done

hold up in this place
I can hope for nothing now
but I never did

do not go into
a sweet goodnight with out
your trusty shotgun

So first of all dudes in this humvee listening to like ac-dc and shit, with some other dudes and a girl dude. And hes getting faded and shit, then BOOM shit explodes and everyone bails the humvee and there is more bad ass explosions! Then like drunk dude gets blown to hell like BLAMMO and shit.

Time reverses and stuff and dude jr. is blowing the fuck out of a mountain and getting hammered like what. This is some memento timeline shit.

So main dude jr. wakes up in a cave like Osama and shit with a car battery all zappin’ in his chesthole, arab dude installed it to catch bomb parts or something. Guess it powers his body too, or something, its fucking cool looking though, so what ever. Arabs want him to build that mountain removing BRAAAAAASH BOOM! Missile thing, uh… its like called the God missile or someshit. But dude jr fucking tricks them and builds a big ass suit of armor and puts on some sabith, and shit goes crazy with guns and shit going BATBABABABABABAB! Like aks and shit, and he has flame throwers like WHHHOOOOOOOOSH! And big explosions all the fuck over. And he crashes into a sand dune, no joke.

Dude jr makes it back to the US and has like some hippy moment about not making weapons for arabs anymore, but it must be an act because he goes home and becomes ironman.

The rest of the movie is pretty fucking badass with like rock music, funny dog robots, and plane fights.

Ironman: a 13 year olds review.

(3:18:23 PM) Garth: i bet sarah palin pretends to swallow then spits it in your mouth
(3:18:31 PM) deadboy: hahaha
(3:18:38 PM) deadboy: best political comment ever