I have myself a new favorite blagger, a wonderfully foul mouthed woman who writes well, and who could make a sailor blush.
Fucking Cunts: because there are far too many of them in this world
I've just stumbled upon this blag, but here are some great parts...
On being an American:
"I hate to break it to you folks, but there are more important issues in the world today than preserving our national birthright to fuck over anyone, anywhere, anyhow we choose."
On Libertarianism:
"I still can't decide whether it's all a sign of horribly psychopathic selfishness, or a blindingly ignorant faith in the goodness of man"
On Chris McCandless ( Into the Wild, a book I enjoyed ):
"Am I concerned about his family reading this and getting hurt and offended? Not particularly, no. They raised a fucking useless trust fund baby, who's upbringing was obviously catastrophically short on anything resembling common sense, and also managed to alienate him badly enough that running off to "become a man" in an abandoned bus in the middle of nowhere seemed like a better idea than staying in the safe little affluent world he was obviously better adapted to. If Christopher McCandless was utterly fucking useless at wilderness survival, his parents were apparently equally fucking useless at childrearing. The kid they never should have raised was retroactively unborn, and thank goodness it happened before he had a chance to spawn and raise even more useless stupid little cretins. The world has got enough shortsighted jackasses already, thanks."
On the "War on Drugs" and punishment of drug addicts:
" "Oh, but I don't want my tax money going to coddle icky drug addicts!" You fucking selfish moron! You'd rather spend ten fucking times as much to arrest and imprison them, just because it's meaner?! What in the fuck is your problem?! You've obviously got a catastrophic mutation in your "common fucking sense and logic" gene, you judgmental, petty, malicious twat."
I have so added this blags rss feed to my bloglines. If you read this "alphabitch" my hat is off to you, I was very amused.
Fucking Cunts: because there are far too many of them in this world
I've just stumbled upon this blag, but here are some great parts...
On being an American:
"I hate to break it to you folks, but there are more important issues in the world today than preserving our national birthright to fuck over anyone, anywhere, anyhow we choose."
On Libertarianism:
"I still can't decide whether it's all a sign of horribly psychopathic selfishness, or a blindingly ignorant faith in the goodness of man"
On Chris McCandless ( Into the Wild, a book I enjoyed ):
"Am I concerned about his family reading this and getting hurt and offended? Not particularly, no. They raised a fucking useless trust fund baby, who's upbringing was obviously catastrophically short on anything resembling common sense, and also managed to alienate him badly enough that running off to "become a man" in an abandoned bus in the middle of nowhere seemed like a better idea than staying in the safe little affluent world he was obviously better adapted to. If Christopher McCandless was utterly fucking useless at wilderness survival, his parents were apparently equally fucking useless at childrearing. The kid they never should have raised was retroactively unborn, and thank goodness it happened before he had a chance to spawn and raise even more useless stupid little cretins. The world has got enough shortsighted jackasses already, thanks."
On the "War on Drugs" and punishment of drug addicts:
" "Oh, but I don't want my tax money going to coddle icky drug addicts!" You fucking selfish moron! You'd rather spend ten fucking times as much to arrest and imprison them, just because it's meaner?! What in the fuck is your problem?! You've obviously got a catastrophic mutation in your "common fucking sense and logic" gene, you judgmental, petty, malicious twat."
I have so added this blags rss feed to my bloglines. If you read this "alphabitch" my hat is off to you, I was very amused.
posted by charles at 10:48 AM
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