Dear Cory Doctorow,

You dumb ass Ubuntu running twat, self promoting scum bag. You tout a silly British show about "sysadmins", did you choose that title because of a lack luster book you wrote? I can't remember the last time I watched a TV show with a laugh track, I'll give the laugh track one thing. It was the only point I knew it was a joke, if it wasn't there I would have missed them completely.

Not funny.

Cory, I hope you die in a fire. Working as a sysadmin or in IT is thankless and retarded at times, but this show is nothing more than a stupid internet catch all of catch phrases and sight gags that appeal to people who know nothing. I don't care if there is an O'Reilly perl camel on the wall, I don't care if they make fun of users... this isn't a TV form of BOFH.

This show is vomit, as are you, you balding fuck.

My house mate gets bored at work I guess.

(11:05:35 AM) Garth Helmet: y a-t-il un restaurant près d'ici ?
(11:05:44 AM) ZombieTacos: ?
(11:05:53 AM) Garth Helmet: Pourquoi êtes-vous si laid?
(11:06:00 AM) ZombieTacos: i hate you
(11:06:14 AM) Garth Helmet: je vous déteste.
(11:06:39 AM) ZombieTacos: fist yourself
(11:06:52 AM) Garth Helmet: Charles, je remplirai votre crâne d'injecter des ébullitions.
(11:07:05 AM) ZombieTacos: Garth, eat a big bag of shit
(11:07:25 AM) Garth Helmet: Je dis des choses gentilles !
(11:07:38 AM) ZombieTacos: please, die in a fire.
(11:07:45 AM) Garth Helmet: Vous des Étrangers êtes étrange.
(11:08:39 AM) ZombieTacos: ik hoop u op een penis verspert
(11:08:45 AM) Garth Helmet: C'est amusement aux harrass vous.
(11:09:19 AM) Garth Helmet: Είστε μια τσάντα των όρχεων αλόγων.
(11:09:22 AM) ZombieTacos: Ik hoor u houdt van de balzak van dakloze mensen te likken
(11:09:43 AM) Garth Helmet: 1 回、私はお母さんを殺した。
(11:10:15 AM) Garth Helmet: В России, тестикулы лошади едят вас!
(11:10:18 AM) ZombieTacos: dado in un fuoco che lavorate
(11:10:32 AM) Garth Helmet: that last one, for some reason, was "In Russia, horse testicles eat you!"
(11:10:41 AM) Garth Helmet: just thought you'd like that
(11:11:03 AM) ZombieTacos: ваш супруга ест мешки dicks для завтрака
(11:11:17 AM) Garth Helmet: Soms dit wens ik u dood was.
(11:11:43 AM) Garth Helmet: ooooo. translation of yours back: your of husband is eaten bags dicks for it breakfasted
(11:11:56 AM) Garth Helmet: breakfasted!
(11:12:07 AM) ZombieTacos: "your of husband eats bags dicks for the breakfast"
(11:12:17 AM) ZombieTacos: thats what came out when i put it back through
(11:12:24 AM) ZombieTacos: but i had used "wife"
(11:12:28 AM) Garth Helmet: it's like telephone
(11:12:33 AM) ZombieTacos: with retards
(11:12:39 AM) Garth Helmet: now take the translation i had and do it back into another language
(11:12:56 AM) ZombieTacos: its one to two steps to total gibberish
(11:13:06 AM) Garth Helmet: FUNNY gibberish
(11:13:14 AM) Garth Helmet: makes me laugh all day, until i poop