Monday, October 12, 2009

Offensive, funny, both?

posted by charles at 2:04 PM 0 comments

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

(9:11:07 AM) Zombi: you know whats awesome?
(9:11:16 AM) Zombi: you're human and you'll die
(9:11:30 AM) Garth: it's comforting isnt it
(9:11:42 AM) Zombi: truly
(9:12:59 AM) Zombi: so anyway, whats new robo-homo-hobo (TM) the future of robotic dick sucking train hopping technology
(9:13:24 AM) Garth: damn, you forgot one word or it would have been a good joke
(9:13:43 AM) Zombi: and that was?
(9:13:50 AM) Garth: "in"
(9:14:17 AM) Zombi: i don't see what you're putting down
(9:14:26 AM) Zombi: how can i pick it up if i can't see it?
(9:14:29 AM) Garth: bad grammar?
(9:14:36 AM) Zombi: hater?
(9:14:40 AM) Garth: you a hatah
(9:14:49 AM) Garth: don be hay-in
(9:17:06 AM) Garth: you make hats

posted by charles at 9:33 AM 0 comments

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Hot

posted by charles at 3:11 PM 0 comments

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Labels: tattoo

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Monday, July 27, 2009

I forgot how little I update this blog, I came back from Europe. I've been to Paris, Berlin, and Prague. I got a raise at work, and I take ambien every weeknight so I can sleep. Thus my life is now updated for public consumption.

posted by charles at 8:03 PM 0 comments

My neighbors need to get fucking jobs as they have started doing the apartment buildings landscaping. I can only assume out of pure fucking boredom. I could respect it if they had reclaimed the planters from shitty palms and some feeble lemon trees and planted a vegetable garden. NOOOOOOOOO they seem to just be weeding and watering and I don't get it. I think they are all recovering addicts or something, whatever they are I'm pretty sure the government pays the rent.

At very least they are nice and say hello when I come home, fucking socialable addicts.

posted by charles at 7:49 PM 0 comments

Friday, June 12, 2009




four beers and an ambien makes me draw scratchy touchpad monsters and post nonsense on facebook.

Labels: sleep ambien

posted by charles at 7:40 AM 0 comments

Saturday, June 06, 2009

My flight is booked, as is my hotel in Berlin. I need to call my hotel in Prague and book that still but I'll do that on Monday. I have subway maps and I've started researching eurorail. I'm so not ready for this and its awesome.

I'm going to Europe bitches!

posted by charles at 1:28 AM 0 comments

Monday, June 01, 2009

Weekend

I avoided friday because I wasn't really feeling up to going out. As of saturday I am the only unmarried male in my family. Hit up goth night and danced like a fool for something like 4 hours. Didn't do my homework because I rule at failing. I'm getting another raise at work, and I really need to book my hotels for europe. Life is going well but I feel disconnected and and shity. Hilarious.

posted by charles at 12:38 AM 0 comments

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Left to my own devices I amuse myself. Redundant recursive.

posted by charles at 1:28 AM 0 comments

Monday, May 18, 2009

(7:34:13 PM) Me: oh by the way, when you spiral out of control with the hooch, let me know... i want to host your intervention... i just think the irony would be priceless
(7:34:20 PM) Marie: hahaha
(7:34:21 PM) Marie: no way
(7:34:25 PM) Marie: you'll show up drunk
(7:34:29 PM) Me: duh
(7:34:32 PM) Marie: and then start slipping me a flask
(7:34:35 PM) Marie: and giggling
(7:34:39 PM) Me: haha
(7:34:43 PM) Me: well
(7:34:45 PM) Me: yeah?
(7:34:47 PM) Me: so

posted by charles at 7:37 PM 0 comments

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Trade show face

posted by charles at 10:19 AM 0 comments

Saturday, May 02, 2009

Better

posted by charles at 3:11 AM 0 comments

Friday, May 01, 2009

Ha lame shit

posted by charles at 11:06 PM 0 comments

Metal beer glass

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