Offensive, funny, both?

(9:11:07 AM) Zombi: you know whats awesome?
(9:11:16 AM) Zombi: you're human and you'll die
(9:11:30 AM) Garth: it's comforting isnt it
(9:11:42 AM) Zombi: truly
(9:12:59 AM) Zombi: so anyway, whats new robo-homo-hobo (TM) the future of robotic dick sucking train hopping technology
(9:13:24 AM) Garth: damn, you forgot one word or it would have been a good joke
(9:13:43 AM) Zombi: and that was?
(9:13:50 AM) Garth: "in"
(9:14:17 AM) Zombi: i don't see what you're putting down
(9:14:26 AM) Zombi: how can i pick it up if i can't see it?
(9:14:29 AM) Garth: bad grammar?
(9:14:36 AM) Zombi: hater?
(9:14:40 AM) Garth: you a hatah
(9:14:49 AM) Garth: don be hay-in
(9:17:06 AM) Garth: you make hats

Hot

I forgot how little I update this blog, I came back from Europe. I've been to Paris, Berlin, and Prague. I got a raise at work, and I take ambien every weeknight so I can sleep. Thus my life is now updated for public consumption.

My neighbors need to get fucking jobs as they have started doing the apartment buildings landscaping. I can only assume out of pure fucking boredom. I could respect it if they had reclaimed the planters from shitty palms and some feeble lemon trees and planted a vegetable garden. NOOOOOOOOO they seem to just be weeding and watering and I don't get it. I think they are all recovering addicts or something, whatever they are I'm pretty sure the government pays the rent.

At very least they are nice and say hello when I come home, fucking socialable addicts.

four beers and an ambien makes me draw scratchy touchpad monsters and post nonsense on facebook.

My flight is booked, as is my hotel in Berlin. I need to call my hotel in Prague and book that still but I'll do that on Monday. I have subway maps and I've started researching eurorail. I'm so not ready for this and its awesome.

I'm going to Europe bitches!

Weekend

I avoided friday because I wasn't really feeling up to going out. As of saturday I am the only unmarried male in my family. Hit up goth night and danced like a fool for something like 4 hours. Didn't do my homework because I rule at failing. I'm getting another raise at work, and I really need to book my hotels for europe. Life is going well but I feel disconnected and and shity. Hilarious.

Left to my own devices I amuse myself. Redundant recursive.

(7:34:13 PM) Me: oh by the way, when you spiral out of control with the hooch, let me know... i want to host your intervention... i just think the irony would be priceless
(7:34:20 PM) Marie: hahaha
(7:34:21 PM) Marie: no way
(7:34:25 PM) Marie: you'll show up drunk
(7:34:29 PM) Me: duh
(7:34:32 PM) Marie: and then start slipping me a flask
(7:34:35 PM) Marie: and giggling
(7:34:39 PM) Me: haha
(7:34:43 PM) Me: well
(7:34:45 PM) Me: yeah?
(7:34:47 PM) Me: so

Trade show face

Better

Ha lame shit

Metal beer glass